Mom: I'm gonna take a quick shower.

Molly: Why you taking a shower? Are you filthy?

Interrogating Molly

After a few minutes of interrogation over an alleged book incident at Publix, Molly declared:

You guys are making me mad, talking about all this crap.

End of interrogation.

Gettin' High

After eyeing and trying on the shoes with the 3-inch-ish heels that I was about to put on, Molly says: "Why are you wearing those shoes? They're gonna make you high."
Me: Well I could use the boost 'cause I'm not that high anyway.