Text conversation with Alex after sending her a picture of two of her favorite boybanders:

Alex: So cute

Me: So are you!

Alex: I know that

The Eiffel Tower

Alex: There's the Eiffel Tower.
Molly: That's the Citrus Tower, not the Eiffel Tower.

Thoughtful pause.

Molly: The Eiffel Tower is in Paris. Near New York.

Hunger Beaps

Alex (breathless after running upstairs): Mommy! My heart is beaping.

Mom: That's good. It should be beating.

Alex: My heart is beaping really fast. I must be hungry.

Watching "Annie"

Molly:
Annie! (louder) Annie! (louder) Annie! (louder) Annie! (louder) Annie!

Mom:
Molly!

Mom: I'm gonna take a quick shower.

Molly: Why you taking a shower? Are you filthy?

Interrogating Molly

After a few minutes of interrogation over an alleged book incident at Publix, Molly declared:

You guys are making me mad, talking about all this crap.

End of interrogation.

Gettin' High

After eyeing and trying on the shoes with the 3-inch-ish heels that I was about to put on, Molly says: "Why are you wearing those shoes? They're gonna make you high."
Me: Well I could use the boost 'cause I'm not that high anyway.